Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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