she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
