Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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