Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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