He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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