I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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