There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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