i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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