it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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