You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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