well I can't set my house on fire every night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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