You're so nebulous sometimes
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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