I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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