I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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