were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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