it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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