He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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