Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
