ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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