Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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