Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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