dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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