Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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