soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
