Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I don't deserve a penis
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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