lets start a swedish sibling band together
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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