1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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