yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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