I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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