dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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