So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
