I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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