the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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