well I can't set my house on fire every night
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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