You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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