You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
