i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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