come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
