if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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