Non-Jews are for practice
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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