Buhtt sex?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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