hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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