is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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