That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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