so explain again why im purple
no
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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