you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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