obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have already put on my inside pants.
My vagina is very pro this idea
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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