Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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