What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Congratulations! We have a period
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