I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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